im a hoe for art restoration
me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight
jag, efter jag inte hittar några svenska memes: detta är så tragiskt, Alexa, spela Dancing Queen.
why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!
i can’t wait to get married. everyone i know has to come see me looking gorgeous and better than them and watch me get tongue from a hot person who wants to spend the rest of their life with me all while knowing i’m going to get RAILED that night